Don’t Ask Me Why

by Stephanie

Google’s a funny thing. I love how Google will finish what you’re typing, trying so eagerly to anticipate my search needs. Sometimes, it’s fun to start typing in something to see what other people are searching for. Tonight’s entry: How To.

Google’s most popular searches (in order based on popularity)
1. How to Tie a Tie
2. How to Kiss
3. How to Get Pregnant (see #2. It’s a good start)
4. How to lose weight
5. How to make a website
6. How to lose weight fast
7. How to solve a rubix cube (really folks? i mean, that’s just cheating)
8. How to write a resume
9. How to draw
10. How to get rid of stretch marks (these are all the folks who finally figured out #3)
Yep, these are the kinds of things I do for fun.
What’s even more entertaining was typing in “why do” and realizing that a lot of people are concerned with why men have nipples. They are also wondering why those nipple-having men cheat so much.
Your assignment for the evening: go to Google and type in “Is Obama” and see what pops up.